if Kisame was drunk(Zetsu)if Kisame was drunk by VampireRose7
Kisame: *walks up to Zetsu, drunk* Hey, good lookin'
Zetsu: -___- Kisame, have you been through the wine stash again?
Kisame: Whu? Wine stash? We have one of those?
Zetsu: Bumbling idiot. Go bother someone else.
Kisame: Well shhhure, dats fine, mi amigo *slurs words horribly*
Zetsu: *rolls eyes and walks away*
Kisame: Heeeeyyy, Sasssori. *puts arm around Sasori's neck*
Sasori: Can I help you? *is mildly grossed out by how Kisame smells and is acting*
Kisame: Oh, ohhhh! Lemme tell you a joke. *tard smile*
Sasori: whatever makes you go away faster
Kisame: Great! *hiccups* Ok, so, there's this squirrel, got it?
Sasori: A squirrel.
Kisame: Yeah, hehe, and he forgot where his nuts are buried! *bursts out laughing*
Sasori: -___- *is not amused*
Kisame: And then it DIES! *laughs even harder*
Sasori: Ok, I'm leaving you to your awful jokes, now *escapes from Kisame's arm and leaves*
Kisame: Psh, no sense of humor. *drools a bit*
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